Kill off the kids

To ejaculate somewhere sperm is not intended to survive

I'm going to Kill Off The Kids on the floor of my bedroom.

by CubedIce December 16, 2018

Hook it off

When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."

Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"

Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."

Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"

by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011

Whack-off Collage

A collage of pictures you e thrown together in ms paint to fap to so that you don't have to scroll through pictures while you go at it.

"My clicker finger was getting tired of going through pics in my spank bank so I made a Whack-off Collage."

by E3rdrocket December 30, 2013

HORKED OFF

PISSED OFF. UPSET.

Missing that public execution left me really horked off.

by Loaf Daddy Bling Bling August 18, 2012

worming off

masterbating

I know this douchebag is home. He's just not answering cuz he's in there worming off to interporn.

by Trebuche Sans February 26, 2011

off the badge

A state of extreme excited stupidity.

I can't go out today, the kids are off the badge.

by Tuesday Darling July 10, 2018

Off Time

Callum Hall

“Callum it’s off time now”

by NYIIII February 28, 2021