dog

It can be a big ball of fluff or not. They can be mean sometimes it they can be the sweetest thing ever. They are lazy af. PITBULLS ARE NOT EVIL! They are nice. They're only mean if you treat them bad.

"I have a pet dog."

by rayray6033 November 29, 2020

Corn Dog

When the dick gets covered with shit like a corn dog after anal intercourse.

I hooked up with Gwendolyn last night and she gave me a PHAT CORN DOG LAST NIGHT!

by xoxophatpouseyxoxo April 28, 2020

Top-Dog Finishing Move

During cowgirl sex, with the girl on top, before the man ejaculates, he grabs her and wrestles her over, ejaculating on top of her to show dominance.

Jessica: "Josh did the Top-Dog Finishing move on me last night, it was SO hot."

by Soonfald May 4, 2020

dogs

angels sent from heaven

god: *sends down angels in disguised as dogs*

by theRealone3 May 4, 2020

muffin dog

dogs are little muffins to be loved and cherished. everyone deserves them. everyone wants to eat them.

Me: dogs are the most beautiful muffin
Anyone: wth are you saying
Me: *incapable of speech*
YAY MUFFIN DOGS

by hermitdoodle909 May 6, 2020

Dog vomit

my dog just threw up all over my fucking chair wtf. Little fucker is not gonna have any food tonight.

That little bitch there is dog vomit everywhere

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

Double dog double decor dingus

When someone is being the most annoying person in the world.

“UGH! stop being a double dog double decor dingus!” Mona said aggressively towards her husband John.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020