dog week

The week every PV football waits for every year. The week they get to kick the cheating/lying Bettendorf Bulldogs ass

Hey bro what week is it?

“It’s dog week bro.”

Let’s fucking go bro!

by GeorgeBrett78 August 25, 2019

Dog cock

A dogs penis.

Eww, you stink like dog cock.
Or
“Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Filming my Dog

A phrase used to cover up anything that is being done with a mobile phone camera. I not always nefarious but usually is.

"what are you doing"
"oh nothing just filming my dog"

by BaskingMaw August 29, 2019

Dogs

Piece of heaven sent down to earth.

Friend: do u like dogs-
Me: BITCH I LOVE DOGS OMG THEY ARE THE CUTEST LITTLE CREATURES OMG AAHHH THEY ARE MY WHOLE HEART YO I LOVE THEM SO-
Friend: o-ok I get it...

by Ms. Always right September 1, 2019

george the dog

literally the coolest dog there is.

he’s a good cuddler
great kisser
and literally just a god amongst dogs

i wish my dog was a george the dog

by JacobajJ September 2, 2019

Dogging the boys

Dogging the boys (vrb)

An action taken place on a frequent basis where the boys (aka priorities) are put in second to a new lady friend.

Ffs nick mate, it’s saturday, u can’t be ‘dogging the boys’

Yea i’ll See you guys later ay
He’s lying he’s gonna dog the boys

by Dmace September 3, 2019