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Get a rake in your face

To get a rake in your face is to be turned down when you ask someone out. When one thinks about it, one would say that the image is good to represent the feeling felt when turned down, which is similar to that of stepping on a rake, it's embarassing and hurts :)

This can said for boys and girls
"did you Ask her out?"
"yeah..."

"and...?"
"It's a rake..."

Or

"He asked her out yesterday but she said no, he got a rake in his face"

Or

"Did you Get a rake in your face with that girl?" "yeah... She said no in front of all her friends it was so embarassing..."
by I love tuna March 28, 2013
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The double faced tummy wag

an act of excitement or celebration;

When two men stand face to face, drop their pants and underwear, put hands on hips and "wag" side to side. This allows their penises to "wag" like a dogs tail simultaneously. The act may be escalated by standing close enough for the penises to hit one another to simulate applause.
Tim and John had just beaten Frank and Joe in the last match of tennis, and really rubbed it in when they gave a standing ovation via, the double faced tummy wag.
by BuRnZy187 September 7, 2014
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Give your face stretchmarks

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.
If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks
by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019
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resting bitch face grill

The resting bitch face grill (RBF grill for short or commonly referred to as the angry grill) is an after market accessory commonly placed on Jeep JK's and more recently JL and gladiator models that are custom built for Mall crawling. The purpose of this grill is to give the Jeep a more aggressive look thereby giving the owner a confidence boost equivalent to 1.5 inchs of penis growth, but in reality they usually just end up giving the Jeep the appearance of a baby manta ray.
Does that Jeep have down syndrome?

No that's just a resting bitch face grill.
by Dances With Whiskey February 7, 2020
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Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.
Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020
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