Miami How The Fuck We Feelin Baby

for fucks sake shut up, stop drinking, and go to bed John Summit

John Summit: "MIAMI HOW THE FUCK WE FEELIN BABY"
Also John Summit: "lezfuckinggoh"

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025

Baby Fingers

A super hot girl. She has really little fingers that everyone wants to hold. She bags mad dick. Her fingers = the shit. She's got the cake too...

Dayumm did you see Baby Fingers last night? She looked right!

by BABYFINGERS March 7, 2011

Safety baby daddy

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.

“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”

by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021

Lumber Babies

A funny way to say, shit.

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.

by Porksword153 January 4, 2024

Baby Slop

Games Like Poppy Playtime and most notably Garten of Banban

Dude have you played the new Garten of Banban game?
Yeah its total baby slop

by TheTrueLordS8tn September 5, 2023

Big fucking baby

Zachary

Zachary is a big fucking baby

by bananarama_ February 20, 2020

April baby

People born in April have the worst attitude and are the driest people to text.

Kenneth is an April baby that’s why he’s so rude

by March420 March 8, 2022