The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 09, 2024

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Going Scrotal

Beyond "going postal", some situations require you to go scrotal on someone or something. To nut up.

Ah hell no, I'm going scrotal on that fool!

by Kirbslirb August 16, 2017

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get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 04, 2022

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Going Full Diz

When a team mate basically goes Leeeroy Jenkins

There is a crate drop in an extremely unsafe spot surrounded by enemies, I'm going for it!.
He is going full Diz

by DirkPitt August 09, 2021

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