Todays going to be a good day

Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.

*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-

by Toddthe3rd August 2, 2022

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going over niagara falls

Holding your pee to the point where it becomes painful so that you don't have to leave a position where someone you're on a date with has just made a move. Alternately, doing this during a new fling during "Netflix and Chill". But then the "going over" is pissing your pants.

Oh man the date was going great but then she started going over niagara falls and it was awkward.

by enriquewinchester December 25, 2015

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to go fractals

To get really excited about something. Bursting with infinite joy. To bring everlasting life to something.

To go fractals. She went fractals when she saw the time machine. Tom went fractals when he saw himself on tv. You're gonna go fractals when you try this.

by midorijones June 14, 2017

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