Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński

Sexy as Fuck,Has a massive cock and is a God.

Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński is so sexual and Godly

by Pokedave123 March 2, 2020

Too many wardens, not enough fires

Too many people trying to control a situation when it is in fact quite small.
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'

Worker 1: Dave told me I should be assembling the bricks this way, but Brett said they were meant to be placed this way

Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires

by BPuddin June 19, 2021

lost in a wardrobe

Having such poor directional or navigational skills whether out walking or driving that you could literally get lost if you stepped in to an empty wardrobe

“Julie have you got any ideas where we are?”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”

by TheAntiDote2019 January 15, 2023

the nervada wardrobe

It's when you hide in the wardrobe of an air bnb and your ejaculated has pinned your jacket to the wall, ready to wear the following day

Marcus is sitting and waiting, the Nervada Wardrobe has him prepared for tomorrow

by Sheptember December 30, 2023

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023