Wakening Mind Spasms

Scientific Pronoun

-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra

Originator: DR Ryan Swain

"This kundalini's got my head doing wakening mind spasms."

by ScramGeek August 10, 2017

Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

Wakey Snack

Waking someone up by "eating" their genitals and/or anus.

My girlfriend wouldn't get up, so I gave her a wakey snack. Now the dishes are done.

by Ajent Oranje June 10, 2018

Wakes

Very pro critical ops player, he gets only one taps and everyone would like to lick his very good toe

Wakes a pro.

by Wakes August 18, 2018

Wakebarding

To get pissed at a wake and make a rather theatrical and embarrassing eulogy, especially if referencing Shakespeare.

OMG, exceptional Wakebarding performance by Ken today. He threw up on the widow's shoes and quoted Julius Caesar, Hamlet AND The Tempest!

by Cheesemonger November 4, 2018

wakee

A wakee is a good looking guy who get all the girls. He is the best video game player and he is kind,loyal,responsible,and caring person in the world. He is also Brave not scared of anything or anyone. Wakee can treat a girl right buy her anything she want and make her feel safe by his side.This nice guy name wakee is a classic man.He always get money and never be broke if somebody ask him for money he will put a couple dollars in there pocket.Finally He has the biggest dick and know How to use it.He is very wise and super cool and smart also will have a good dream job

Wakee is a male you is loyal and a Brave person

by Wakee November 25, 2018

Waken day

One day of the year that everyone wakes up at the same exact time early in the morning like 3 am

Person 1: WAKE UP ITS 3:00am ON WAKEN DAY

by KarenIsDaGOAT November 1, 2019