Twisted mousepad

Not being able to move around correctly, like a computer mouse on a twisted mousepad.

"Jerry was walking down the hallway like it was a twisted mousepad!"

by Sharkgirl945 March 17, 2023

Pull Bite Twist

A sexual act done while performing fellatio, as the receiver nears climax the giving partner will simultaneously pull anal beads from the receivers anus, gently bite the shaft just below the tip of the penis, and twist one of the receivers nipples, when done correctly the person receiving the Pull bite twist (abbreviated PBT) will have a much more intense orgasm. This is due to the massage of the prostate in conjunction with the thrilling pain of a nipple twist and cockbite mid orgasm.

male#1 Dude that old guy is a freak!
male#2 Yeah he told my girlfriend to do the Pull Bite Twist!
male#1 so how did it go?
male#2 I came buckets...

by Chefboyarbeiber November 26, 2013

Rosso twist

Using fingers on her

I used the rosso twist and she gushed over my fingers

by Rossogal June 16, 2022

don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

by nishishishi June 9, 2019

twist of shame

The awkward shuffle that results from when a friend notices your shirt or hoodie is on backwards, forcing you to twist it to the correct position while your friend watches you mockingly.

After my girlfriend noticed my sweater was on backwards, I had to do the twist of shame while she laughed.

by Lulu W. December 20, 2012

Upper Muley Twist

When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.

"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."

by slot_shots October 14, 2022

monkey twist

Monkey twist is a position when both standing and where a girl takes her friend by the neck and like hangs on him while she puts her legs around his hips. Nothing sexual, but of course better in a real skinny dip adventure.

And then she did the monkey twist, that was the moment the world started to turn around him.

by 2. March 5, 2016