Tuesday

An average day. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Blanche: "You know what they call it when a woman sleeps with two men at the same time?"
Sophia: "You'd call it Tuesday!"

#GoldenGirls

by Liz8472 February 6, 2018

Tuesday

Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.

Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.

Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.

Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.

Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.

Guy 2 thinks to himself ...

Only on Tuesdays.

by victoriabay April 18, 2023

Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.

We just got back from Harris Teeter. We’re gonna Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.

by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022

No sex Tuesday

On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex

Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!

by Crazzyyyyyy April 13, 2019

Jack Nolan Tuesday

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.

"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"

by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021

C U Next Tuesday

Calling someone a Cunt secretively

Fucking C U Next Tuesday bitch

by Dick2Ass69 May 4, 2016

tuesday downtime

the always-extended downtime of the World of Warcraft servers.

man, tuesday downtime was supposed to end at noon. it's postponed AGAIN and it's already 4pm!

pers 1: yo dude, it's tuesday.
pers 2: oh man, i guess that means no sunwell plateau
pers 1: nope.

by H. Derp August 17, 2010