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Posting Tennis

When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.
Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis

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by Tommy172 October 27, 2011
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Post Malone'd

A word describing a situation where a man is rejected for another less attractive, "slumped out" type of male.
Man, I was really excited to hang out with this girl but she Post Malone'd me for some local rapper with roxies and Xanax.
by morbidCuriosity February 18, 2018
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bitch posting

a lot like shit posting but when a girl does it and its only relatable to girls.
friend: oh have you seen this account that girl from our school is running?
me: ah yeah, its pretty much just bitch posting
by thatonebitch28 May 25, 2020
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Post Up

hood definition:The act of being prepared,ready and inticipating beef...Ready to retaliate.
#1SEED:Ay Bruh lets "post up" on'em...
#FTPIERCE:You already know, I been posted in the paint...
by #1SEED772 September 9, 2022
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Posting-tard

Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.
YOU: Naruto is the best anime ever.
ME: Narutard.
YOU: Posting-tard.
by RealYOU December 4, 2013
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Post-reality

Post-reality is the normalization of the digital age we live in. It is the authentication of our social media lives overlapping what we view as normal. We are living in a time when it is common for everyone's public display of their lives to be romanticized-- Fiction is reality and reality is fiction. It’s up to you how to perceive it.
We are all living in post-reality.
by AngelinoFromMilano November 16, 2022
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Post-Boning

The Act of kissing the person you are penetrating to delay the inevitable climax.
"Dude, do you ever kiss your girlfriend to prevent yourself from cumming too early ?

"Yeah bro, its called Post-boning. She thinks i'm being passionate but in reality I just want her to think i'm like a porn star"
by Thericterscale April 9, 2018
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