The Brektuliaktev curse is quite possibly the worst curse of them all. Once infected, your life will start to crumble. Horrible events will ensue. You will feel it coursing through your veins. It is said that any man infected with the Brektuliaktev stands no chance, and it is indeed over for them.
You have now been infected with The Brektuliaktev Curse. It won’t be long now. I would so not want to be you rn.
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A current historical event, where a Boston native named Owen Keve is involved in the constant Boston Celtics home playoff losses as a spectator.
by breanie1812 April 24, 2024
Get the The Keve Curse mug.The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.
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Get the Cover Cursing mug.The over-prevalency of slap basslines in pop culture, including music for advertisements, and songs. This is Dua Lipa's fault because slap basslines were never so popular in modern culture until "Don't Start Now" and "Levitating" happened, and now it's everywhere. You can't escape it.
Person 1: "Ahhh! This is the 3rd commercial in a row with a slap bassline. I used to like them, but it's just too much!
Person 2: "It's the Dua Lipa Curse..."
Person 2: "It's the Dua Lipa Curse..."
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