A curtain surrounding a bunk bed primarily put up in college dorm rooms to allow discrete cumming in bed
by anonymousussy69 May 06, 2023
Cum Nazi is a "catch all" term for an entity, situation or item that stops the delivery of ejaculatory fluid in any capacity or uses lack of sex as forfeit. For example a prophylactic could be referred to as a Cum Nazi, or a female who is punishing a significant other by withdrawing copulation.
Can also be a term for a more serious form of cock block.
Can also be a term for a more serious form of cock block.
Example one:
"Damn, Sharon hasn't has sex with me since she found my stash of jazz mags." - Person one.
"She sounds like a real Cum Nazi, bro."
Example two:
"I hate condoms, they are just Cum Nazis."
"Damn, Sharon hasn't has sex with me since she found my stash of jazz mags." - Person one.
"She sounds like a real Cum Nazi, bro."
Example two:
"I hate condoms, they are just Cum Nazis."
by Life-Form August 26, 2019
That stuff in between your toes when you take off your socks after a long day. May be all over your feet if wearing black socks.
by Poe-Tay-Toe October 08, 2012
I rented a great porn dvd and the cover box had great graphics on it including the title written in a milky 'cum font'.
by LC Stanford January 13, 2010
You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It's been three minutes. You can't stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling.
Globs of the infinite cum begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you back as if you were on a bukkake-themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, Only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It's been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backward along the cum...
by r/askurbandictionary February 19, 2022
A piccalilli flavoured juice, expelled from a camels testicles when sufficiently aroused, often drizzled on plates as a decorative jus in posh restaurants.
by SamosaDip August 10, 2017
by Pitagnaileous March 11, 2019