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Flat earther

Flat Earthers are people who discovered the earth is flat by looking at the evidence and not at the sophism presented by the globbies. If you look you'll find all the "proof" for a round earth doesn't exist.
Funny how globbies say that flat earthers live in the dark ages when most of flat Earth arguments are valid, reasonable and they seem to match with reality
Yes, I thought it was as stupid as you are probably thinking right now but when you research it and see the evidence for yourself then there is no going back.
Search Eric Dubay 200 proofs
Indoctrinated baller' hey have you seen the ISS docking
Me; ISS doesn't exist. If it did someone would have footage of going to it and a 360 video inside of it.(you see a 360 pan doesn't exist in space). Furthermore the crew are all Freemasons that swear in the oath of secrecy to come on board. Not to mention the ISS supposedly travels at 17000mph meaning it would go to extreme cold to exteme heat in minutes. I'm a flat earther you see.
by Flatearth July 29, 2017
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Black Flat Rash

A disease that causes you get black spots most commonly on one forearm, but sometimes on both over night and most certainly causes death within 2 days. Not enough is known to establish the root of this rare disease.
by drsteven July 10, 2009
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Flat Tired

So tired ,exhausted , finished , doomed ,
after i fucked that fat bitch , i'm flat tired that i can't breath
by DrScavenger March 27, 2008
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Flat head

When your banging a girl and you fuck her so hard she hits her head on the top of the bed.
Ross I gave my girl a flat head last nigh.
by Jeff wood August 5, 2017
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flat top cunt

person who thinks he is cool with a flat top haircut
by rtargett October 2, 2007
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the flat muffin theory

When a muffin get pressed into the shape of a cookie and you realise that we have been cheated all along. Muffins are just fat cookies.
Mueid: Muffins are not found they are flat.
Boye: We should only sell flat muffins. Same muffin less area.
Claudia: That looks like somebody stepped on shit.
Mueid: But it's very tasty. A flat muffin is just a cookie but soft. That is the flat muffin theory. We have been eating fat cookies all along.
by The flat muffin June 24, 2018
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super flat world

PROOF THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT IN MINECRAFT TURN THE WORLD TOF FLAT THE WORLD IS NOT ROUND IT IS FLAT lol
Mike: "mate is the earth round?"
Jerry: "nah in minecraft you can make the world super flat so we can"
Mike: "ok..." *teleports to another Planet*

the world is a super flat world
by Napstablook May 21, 2018
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