Hot Stockey Steam Roll

A person shits themselves in a dooner, rolls up nice and tight, masturbates and cums inside the dooner whilst rolling back and forth. They then leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes until nice and hot.

Can also be combined with a boston pancake, golden bath and other fucked up things.

Person 1 - "Hey guys, I just did a Hot Stockey Steam Roll!"
Person 2 - "You are FUCKED, mate!"

by Stockey October 21, 2008

Shocker 5000

The act of inserting a closed fist into a female vagina sideways, then turning the fist vertically, and finally opening the fist and making "jazz-hands" out of your fingers.

This fucking whore was screaming, "is it in yet?" So I gave her a shocker 5000 right before I raped her in the ass until she bled all over my cock.

by cuminurmouthfuckingwhore December 11, 2006

Shocker 10000

The act of inserting both hands vertically in the awkward turtle position while rubbing clitoris and chocolate spider with thumbs, then sneakily turn hands 180 degrees and do alligator mouth until it bleeds, immediately following jackhammer powerhouse.

We were lying in her bed right before that hoe screamed "hit me with the shocker 10000 and make it hurt!" So I proceeded to put that cunt in a coma.

by Felix Silversteen July 12, 2011

Rock Stacker

Any worthless person with a total lack of consideration for others. They include homeless people, ultra-hippie tree huggers, ultra-religious extremists, stupid people, cyclists who attack cars, car drivers who ignore cyclists, a self-entitled child, a self-entitled child's parent who caused his or her precious little snowflake to act like an ass, others like them.

"Could you turn off your cell phone and wireless router? They give me headaches."

"No they don't, what are you talking about?"

"If you don't turn them off, I'll sue you!"

"Fucking rock stacker..."

by LeBonier March 31, 2010

shocker

A paintball gun made by Smart Parts that is very common in tournament paintball

Dude, that Dynasty Shocker cost over $1100

by Swickster September 18, 2005

meth lab zoso sticker

Something rolled, and placed in the pocket.

Hey man! What's that bulging in your pants??

Oh nothing, just my meth lab zoso sticker!

by A-a-Ron January 27, 2014

Shocker Kiss

When a person builds up static electricity by rubbing feet on floor or other means and then kisses her/his partner causing a small electrical shock.

The electricity was high when he gave her a shocker kiss.

by Rebekah Rosenberg October 16, 2008