Soggy Saltine

When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon

Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?

by JDOWE October 25, 2017

soggy chromer

It’s like soggy biscuit but with a picture of chromers face and you still eat the load

Guys let’s play soggy chromer tonight, I brought a picture

by Kirby387 January 26, 2025

Soggy simon

When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops

Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...

by Patchypee88 May 1, 2022

soggy oyster

Having a middle aged woman put salt on her vagina and then having a old white man lick it off.

Man that chicks getting a soggy oyster tonight

by Knoxville1822 July 7, 2017

Soggy Cheeto

When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.

The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.

by Phil Alex Ander August 28, 2021

Soggy Pussy

When a lady gets sexually aroused but nothing further happens. Female version of blue balls.

We were about to do it then I left, leaving her with a soggy pussy

by Buckingbronco May 12, 2024

soggy

Soggy. To describe someone/something who is unpleasant, a nuisance, annoyance. Also a descriptor for the way someone/something looks.

Ex 1: "Bro 's behavior is soggy as HELL"
1.5 "Bro is so soggy"

Ex 2: "That is one soggy-ass lookin' house"

by Hunderplunder4343 March 23, 2024