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Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober May 9, 2016
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Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.
Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg
by slimeydawg17 October 4, 2016
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Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.
Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg
by slimeydawg17 October 4, 2016
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Slicky

Synonymous with ladyboner, a state of female sexual arousal
I had a sexy dream about Ryan Gosling and woke up with a slicky.
by DjFartyPants July 23, 2016
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slimeyyy

1. A person who is a little bitch who thinks is cool but is fucking dumb at everything and is the most gayest person in the world.
2. Has no friends
Your such a slimeyyy, you slimeyyy
by CodyUrban May 25, 2016
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Slicedmeat

Guy: what's up with your boyfriend mark today?
Girl: I gave him Slicedmeat
by Slicedmeat June 12, 2016
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Slipey

Someone of Mongolian decent who's eyebrows resemble a limping yak on its last leg of life. It has nose hairs the size of an overgrown evergreen in northern Ontario.
It shares common interests with Scottish sheep fuckers from Saskatchewan, and particularly loves to have sexual relations with its cousins from Saskatoon while eating fermented beets and pickles.
He racially profiles all people who's skin is not light coloured and believes they are all gonna go "boom".
Brian you are sure acting like a slipey.
by thewillandthegrac September 21, 2016
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