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Post-Boning

The Act of kissing the person you are penetrating to delay the inevitable climax.
"Dude, do you ever kiss your girlfriend to prevent yourself from cumming too early ?

"Yeah bro, its called Post-boning. She thinks i'm being passionate but in reality I just want her to think i'm like a porn star"
by Thericterscale April 9, 2018
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post-worthy

Referring to a picture or video and considering whether or not it is good enough for social media
Damn those Cheetos are so cute that so post-worthy
by Dilcheetos June 26, 2019
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BILY Post

Stands for “Because I Love You”. The obligatory post humiliating a friend or loved one on a special occasion such as a birthday or wedding.
Ned: Hey Max what’s with all the ugly posts of Ryan?
Max: It’s a BILY Post of Ryan, it’s his birthday.
by Saucypan May 21, 2019
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post-zinger

Synonym for esprit de lescalier, the perfect witty reply a person thinks of after the opportunity to make it has passed.
"Crap, that post-zinger would have been a great zinger!"
by Krill Mernshen June 11, 2019
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post cool

An elevated, effortless and ego-less version of cool. Not trying, just a state of being. See also flow consciousness.
Maor is post cool. Life just flows through him.
by jscult June 2, 2018
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Post-dicting

The opposite of predicting. A subsequent statement of knowledge of an event after the event has taken place. Primarily used by unimpressed female significant others.
Lisa, there's no way you knew I was going to say that; you're just post-dicting.
by Maxxxjustinallen April 22, 2018
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bitch posting

a lot like shit posting but when a girl does it and its only relatable to girls.
friend: oh have you seen this account that girl from our school is running?
me: ah yeah, its pretty much just bitch posting
by thatonebitch28 May 25, 2020
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