"Dude, do you ever kiss your girlfriend to prevent yourself from cumming too early ?
"Yeah bro, its called Post-boning. She thinks i'm being passionate but in reality I just want her to think i'm like a porn star"
"Yeah bro, its called Post-boning. She thinks i'm being passionate but in reality I just want her to think i'm like a porn star"
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Ned: Hey Max what’s with all the ugly posts of Ryan?
Max: It’s a BILY Post of Ryan, it’s his birthday.
Max: It’s a BILY Post of Ryan, it’s his birthday.
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verb
1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.
verb
1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.
Person 2: Would you be up for a lunch with our friend, its his birthday?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?
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