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posting sickness

The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.
"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."
by Cock and Behavioral Therapy September 16, 2022
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posted in the dvrk

A song by a Lil Darkie with a drug amount of editing but pretty catchy
posted in the dvrk is good
by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021
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Post piss

The act of finishing peeing and starting to close up shop, then dripping down your leg.
*Walk out of bathroom with wet spot on your pants.* "Yeah I just post pissed myself."
by Bkeith87 February 28, 2011
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Post-morrow

I will see you post-morrow.
by Spegetti October 19, 2021
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Posting Tennis

When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.
Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis

..............
by Tommy172 October 27, 2011
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guillotine posting

Posting images of guillotines either in reference to information about capitalism/corporate greed/corruption sometimes in combination with "eat the rich" slogan.
Tweet: "Amazon will pay $0 in federal income taxes on $11.2 billion in profit."
Replies: *guillotine posting"
by MrBober August 22, 2023
mugGet the guillotine postingmug.

Post Malone'd

A word describing a situation where a man is rejected for another less attractive, "slumped out" type of male.
Man, I was really excited to hang out with this girl but she Post Malone'd me for some local rapper with roxies and Xanax.
by morbidCuriosity February 18, 2018
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