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Homo Kryptonite

A belt or any blunt object used to beat a person showing signs of being a homosexual in an attempt to "scare them straight"
(a Boy George Music Video airs on TV)

"Dad, when I grow up I want to marry that pretty singer. She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"

*Dad whips son with a belt*

"Her first name is BOY, dillweed! Now come back here! This is HOMO KRYPTONITE, SON!"
by wolfpacleader1986 January 5, 2012
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Homo erectus

French for a gay man’s penis
Homo erectus (meaning 'upright man') were a species of archaic humans from the Pleistocene, earliest occurrence about 2 mya. They are proposed to be the direct ancestors to several human species, such as H. heidelbergensis, H. antecessor, Neanderthals, Denisovans, and modern humans.34 As a chronospecies, the time of its disappearance is thus a matter of contention or even convention. There are also several proposed subspecies with varying levels of recognition.
Wow that’s a huge homo erectus
by Cum bare fly March 19, 2020
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homo-stick

1. A term used when referring to a horny homosexual male. 2. A word intended to emphasize that the sex homosexual men engage in has only one purpose and never yields results of any consequence that are good. 3. Describing an aging gay man who is thought strange because his behavior dose not reflect his age. 4. A person with an extreme stiffness in the way they move.
If you keep behaving like a homo-stick I'll have to ask you to leave.
by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018
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Homo Motorus

Homo motorus is a species of human that is going to be extinct
Homomotorus can be found in the streets using a device called Homomotortracker
Homo motorus is one of the most dangerous yet rarest human species - Dr Paris Siahaan
by itsmesgrrjustkidding August 17, 2018
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Homo kikeus

Also known as a kike. They are a living species of humans other than the Homo sapiens. They are known for having thick eyebrows hooked noses and fat faces.
The guy from the "Happy Merchant meme" is an example of a Homo kikeus.
by Diego_Brando June 10, 2022
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Chomo Homo

When you are trying to make things work, but you don't have enough and don't know what's going on.
Guy 1: Looks around
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: I don't know
Guy 2: Chomo homo
by Qail97 February 20, 2022
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mad homo

Noun: a man who looks like a girl, but doesn’t identify as a girl.

Verb: gay sex
noun

Hobo 1: Bro he looks mad homo

Hobo 2: nobody asked
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verb

Hobo 1: bro what happened in that tent? that looked mad homo

Hobo 2: we were putting hobo 3’s sex doll back together
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 26, 2023
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