Noun: Someone who, in an act of desperation, throws glitter in the air (as to take everyone else off guard/ distract them), then escapes the general area.
Jane: "Hey, what do you think about kids?"
John: "Uh...." *tosses glitter at Jane*
-John successfully turns into a glitter ninja
John: "Uh...." *tosses glitter at Jane*
-John successfully turns into a glitter ninja
by Glitter Ninja Master August 1, 2011
Get the Glitter Ninjamug. {Pronounced - nin-jer pim-p}
Linking/meeting/texting/screwing a number of different girls at one time ( not literally all at the same time though... see orgy ) with all of them oblivious to your pimping ways.
or
A ninja who happens to also be a pimp or a pimp who also happens to be a ninja.
Linking/meeting/texting/screwing a number of different girls at one time ( not literally all at the same time though... see orgy ) with all of them oblivious to your pimping ways.
or
A ninja who happens to also be a pimp or a pimp who also happens to be a ninja.
homeboy #1 : I hear Dave's got 15 different bitches on the go this week!
homeboy #2 : Yeah, Dave sure is a ninja pimp
or
Pedistrian : Shit was that a ninja in the Caddilcac...must be a ninja pimp!
homeboy #2 : Yeah, Dave sure is a ninja pimp
or
Pedistrian : Shit was that a ninja in the Caddilcac...must be a ninja pimp!
by original_ninja_pimp January 19, 2006
Get the ninja pimpmug. After sex move. Once you finished fucking your girl and she's getting ready to leave, you karate chop her and then throw her out. This would be if she's talking too much or just getting annoying in general.
by SkipJackson September 29, 2008
Get the Ninja Goodbyemug. Pink Ninjas are stealthy, and strike without warning. They are experts at concealment, until they become overly excited. Typically 5 1/2 - 6 inches tall and with prominent veins, they are accompanied by their two faithful hairy companions.
Alternatively, another name for the penis.
Alternatively, another name for the penis.
by oxford english dick March 26, 2009
Get the Pink Ninjamug. Sally- Hey, I'm so happy we're going to the mall today, we're gonna have a blast!
Veronica- Oh, I forgot, my dog is sick, I can't hang out with you today
Sally- Oh.... okay, bye *hangs up phone*
Veronica- *calls boyfriend* Hey! wanna hang out today?
*Sally finds out* Wow! what a bitch ninja!
Veronica- Oh, I forgot, my dog is sick, I can't hang out with you today
Sally- Oh.... okay, bye *hangs up phone*
Veronica- *calls boyfriend* Hey! wanna hang out today?
*Sally finds out* Wow! what a bitch ninja!
by JJPeche November 19, 2011
Get the Bitch Ninjamug. by Aussiedeadshit September 22, 2010
Get the Rim ninjamug. A new method of internet shopping that searches and compares prices in real time without being detected by the host site.
by NinjaTickets September 11, 2007
Get the ninja ticketsmug.