Morningwood hustle

When you wake up with wood and you are unable to boner lean so you have to stand a few feet away from the toilet to piss and then have to shuffle towards the toilet as the urine stream weakens so you don't piss on the floor.

Had to do the morningwood hustle when I woke up with a boner, still peed on the floor a bit though, dang!

by bunghammer January 20, 2011

morbidly obese

To be so fat that your life has no worth.

My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.

by Fat Clown Neighbor November 12, 2008

Morning Cock

The nightly build up of urine and pre-cum located underneath the forskin of a male, especially teenage males.

"Man, i've got total "Morning Cock", my knob smells like a Vietnamese prostitute with an armpit fetish."

and/

"Dude, smell my cod"

by LukeVernon April 21, 2009

I'd make her breakfast in the morning

A nice, comedic way to say, I'd fuck her

Oh, dude, Megan foxx?

I'd make her breakfast in the morning.

by Codester124 February 23, 2010

Good morning

When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.

I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.

by Fatbox October 8, 2006

morning rose

Being too fucked up to remember popular zoolander quotes

D - What was that pose called?? The morning rose?
C - It was blue steel u dick!

by Eagle Von Ceasle April 3, 2008

Morning Period

A fake girlfriend/boyfriend someone gets after a big break up, the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is usually used for selfish reasons like sex. the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is discarded as soon as the person finds someone they actually like

Nano: Ed heard you got a new girlfriend, so you got rid of the morning period.
Ed: yup

Carl: hey guys so i got rid of the morning period

by BuJebus April 1, 2011