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The Shumiss Mix

Shumiss is where you take a bath and you relax so much that you release all of your bodily fluids in a bath so it's a shit, cum and piss mix. Pronounced Shum-iss.
ahh Brad, did you see did you see Kathy's instagram picks of The Shumiss mix in her bath last night? yeh bro it was savage!
by StopWankingMeOff December 13, 2016
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Mixelis

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A guy that his big chad energy is able to break time and space continuum. With his penultimate power he can make reality whatever he pleases it to be.

He has an incredibly high iQ that even tests are not able to calculate as it overpasses the tests limits.

People say that Chuck Norris is an descendant of his, when Chuck was asked if he had any relations, his face went white and hid his tears.
Scientists have tried to calculate his big CHAD energy but were unable to because when they found the number they went crazy and were hospitalized.
Legend says that the most powerful and fearsome ALPHA MALES and SIGMA MALES gathered to defeat him, but were so easily defeated that they were erased from history as to not harm the Alpha male and sigma male PR.

Things Mixelis is known for:
•Impregnating a black hole
•Being the strongest Multi-universal being
•Not drinking Coffee in the morning
Alpha male1: wow is that Mixelis???
Alpha male2: DUDE DONT SAY THAT NAME OUT LOUD HE WILL ERASE YOU
Alpha male2: Alpha male1? Where are you?
by Mixelis November 20, 2021
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mixed snack

a biracial person who is hot as hell. you need them in your life because they will spice up your life with their funky flavors.
Don't ever let go of that mixed snack or Jermaine is gonna eat her up.
by mixedbabypower October 3, 2017
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wee mix

Any song that gets overplayed by the radio station add lil wayne to the song.
ice cream paint jobs boring,lets make a wee mix.
by c1bivens December 20, 2009
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too mixed

To be too too bi-racial. You can be classified to be too mixed if your a girl. Boys can not be too mixed. Being too mixed means you're light skinned and superior than other plain races. When you're feeling cute you can imply that you're too mixed.
You got your hair done? YOU TOO MIXEDDD OKURRR
by pockkett_spaghetti May 29, 2018
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Milwaukee Mix

A concoction of all the drinks available from a gas station soda drink dispenser in the largest cup available.
Hey, let's go to the 711 down the street later to get a Milwaukee mix.
by AtomicBalls April 29, 2023
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Lipton iced tea mix

you can never really make enough of it....
I drank 387 glasses of Lipton iced tea mix
by Sky Katten Reiter August 21, 2018
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