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Jon Veet

Noun. Used as a synonym to the word somebody, anybody, or person/people.
Can also be shortened to "Veet"
"Who were you on the phone with?"
"It was Jon Veet."
by darthveeder October 23, 2014
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ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON

THIS IS A DROP OUT OF THIRD GEAR THIRD LETTER in two names for the sake of proving FUTURE TELEPAYHY PREDICTION and coinciding of FUTURE BERNUE TAUPIN prediction.

Dropping at RANDOM PEPPER from SUNNYVALE shows ALAN I WALDMAN is long time property of SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI who is ANAL ALAN

under horrible BURNIBG but later it shows otherwise.

A lifted TRADEMARK BRAND REAL 2, REEL SO FALL AIWA
On the radio right now in the TESLA is DAN DARE singing about URBAN DICTIONARY.PILOT OF THE FUTURE as ELON ELtON REeVE HErCULES MUsK JOhN as shown gives REVING up the engine ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON AS pretty interesting as listen to SALLY SAYIN SOMETHING on KAMA SUTRA YELLOW LABEL RED TRACING BILLY HARNER

Yes, this is exactly Android Andy RUBIN. who is real ANAL ALAN whole time through and reason goes because ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON is the KUMON KOREAN founder of that SHIT or near SHIT because ANDROID ANDY RUBIN is ANAL ALAN because it yields DROIDAL ANRUBINLA = IN RUB ALAN PEDOPHILE JEWISH HOM LOO SEXUAL where ANDY RUBIN forms the SEX RING to be ANAL ALAN qualified

AIWA ,FOIL tops ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON as FIRST OUTER INNER LAST the name is tead ALL AROUND INSIDE WATSON = ANAL ALAN INTERNET WANTON PORNO AT coming from that GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY as PRESIDENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP best ever you became say that 45 RPM REAL PRESIDENT MOMENTUM ...JAMES JOSEPH MURREN MGM THINK TANK INSTILLED as SUNDER has been at that MARTA TRANSIT UNIVERSITY LAS VEGAS.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 18, 2022
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Jon

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Jon-Paul

Jon-Paul, AKA “JP”
Of English origin; Jon meaning "God," Paul meaning"humble." Gives definition to the saying "The way a man treats his mother is how he will treat his wife." Jon-Paul is a "momma's boy."

Jon-Paul's are hard working and usually work well with their hands. sweetest, nicest, funniest guy you'll meet. JP’s make you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants. JP’s has a beautiful smile and makes you smile just by looking at him.

They are very meticulous. If you befriend and earn a Jon-Paul's trust, you will never be alone. Jon-Paul's are very loyal friends. At first sight, a Jon-Paul may strike you as intimidating, but don't be fooled by his strong persona. Although he has a very strong work ethic, on spare time a party is not complete without him. Jon-Paul's can usually pursue any woman he desires purely because of his extremely strong sex appeal. He is not easily satisfied, and typically keeps in search of something more in a significant other. He is amazing in bed.
Girl: omg look it's Jon-Paul!

Girl2: isn't he so cute?!
by MizzJohnson November 23, 2021
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Jon Jon

A very great and open person once you get to know him better. He often gets side tracked but he finds the right people to be around and makes everyone happy. Often gives his own happiness for others and he only looks for the best in others and wants to bring others to their best version of themselves. Don't be Jonathan, be a Jon Jon <3
Omg you're such a Jon Jon, ugh fxck this homework lol!!
by 350149 November 21, 2021
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Jon Andreas

English teacher that is identified as a yappatron 4000.

Jon Andreas. "Today class, we are going to talk about democracy"
Proceeds to talk about relationships and how they are connected to democracy and never explains what democracy is
Arkan: "Jon Andreas is always yapping"
Amor: "Yeah, I've heard he identifies as a yappatron 4000"
by bombarompaclart January 25, 2024
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Hello Jon

A quote from The Magnus Archives, often referred to as the Rickroll of TMA.
Jon: Statement of Hazel Rutter, regarding a house fire in her childhood home. Statement begins.

Elias: Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
by Starmustdie November 25, 2025
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