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Ghost Jizz

When you ejaculate in a condom while having sex. No semen is in the condom but you know it was there.
"Do you want to eat me out"
"No, there is ghost jizz in there."
by The MC Mc June 17, 2017
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Bucks Jizz

The act of falatio whilst indulging in champagne.
Hey babe fancy a "bucks jizz"
by paulandandy June 12, 2010
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jizz shooter

someone who masterbates more than 5 times a day
god my semi friend is such a jizz shooter
by #batman69 August 15, 2017
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Flubber Jizz

This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very well bounce back.
Damn man, I flubber jizzed in my bathroom the other night, it bounced off the wall and went threw the window.
by Dude who kows things February 25, 2012
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Jizz Blister

When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.
by _sussy_baka_38 March 30, 2021
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NOUN

Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.
They call him "Straight Shooter" 'cuz he always gits it up and shoots it furthest in the jizz gaymz.
by Urbane Myth May 2, 2012
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satan's jizz

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.
Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.
by Satansjizz June 7, 2014
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