internet douchebag

Socialist Auburn Troll

Whiny asshole on a message board who changes his arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite. "Ignore that guy, he's just an internet douchebag!"

by Dalton_Orr January 21, 2009

Internet Footprint

One's total presence on the world wide web. The internet equivalent of carbon footprint. Overall summation of websites, online photo albums, networking site profiles, online personals ads, etc.

In an effort to decrease my Internet Footprint, I deleted both my MySpace and Friendster accounts.

Sheila decided to enhance her Internet Footprint by adding her vacation pictures on her match.com ads and Facebook profile.

by keralastar October 12, 2009

Internet Addict

Someone who is constantly on the internet on one or more of the following websites.
Twitter
Facebook
Youtube
Tumblr
Skype
etc.
If you're doing nothing, you're on one of these websites.

Friend: Whatcha doin?
Me: On tumblr looking at pictures of Youtubers... Oh and tweeting stuff on twitter... AND, and watching Cry play The Last Of Us on Youtube
Friend: Internet Addict much?
Me: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's too many feels!

by an internet addict myself July 12, 2013

internet blazing

hitting bowls of marijuana as in a real circle, but over videochat

"yo, me and ryan were just internet blazing. too lazy to meet up so we just had an i-sesh."

by xthinklegacyx March 19, 2010

internet orc

There are two meanings of the internet orc. Similar to the internet troll, but worse, The Orc of the interwebs is even uglier and more socially disruptive than the Troll. There are a couple of ways harmless trolling becomes the bashing of an ORC.

1. Straight up Cyber-bullying is Bashing

2. Disregard for the feelings of another is Bashing.
3. Ad Hominem attacks (Bashing another Character)

A second understanding of the orcs of the inter webs is that these are the really really bad trolls who make it too obvious that they are trolling. This is Representative in that orcs are generally much more hideous than trolls and thus orcs are more easily spotted bashing than their more clever troll cousins.

Synonyms: Hater, Dick, Asshole, Ogre, Meanie-weanie, Hateraid-overdoser

Oh fuck you you ugly ORC nobody asked you.

Wow bad trolling. obvious as the ugly fucking orc that you are! you are so bad at trolling!

Next time dont make you disgusting face so apparent you internet orc fuck!

Bad orc is bad.

by ShadowLing October 27, 2014

Internet Marine

The vast majority of "U.S. Marines" you'll encounter online. Though, they are in fact civilians.

Internet Marine 1: "The marines r better than the army cuz the marines stormed the beaches of normindy and won the revulotunary war". U-RUH! SIMPIR FI!
Internet Marine 2: Yea! Army stands for "aren't ready FOR marines yet".

Me @ e-Marine 1: I have a feeling you don't take time to research history.
Me @ e-Marine 2: *Face-palm* Yeah, I don't see the arFmy doing anything. In fact, I don't know what the hell that is.

by 11b/0311 is the real deal October 26, 2010

internet scene

The scene of internet teens and young adults. Most are budding graphic designers. Many started out at Neopet guilds but then moved on to create actual websites and message boards. Like highschool, you have your "A-Listers" and "Wannabe's". You can climb up the internet ladder to become e-popular by befriending reknown a-listers or joining message boards.

I'm popular on the internet scene.

by fershurebetch June 22, 2007