Pizza Flu

When you eat so much pizza that you become physically sick.

Did you hear about Jack? He got the pizza flu.

by JimmyKangCornDog December 23, 2015

alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.

Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!

by periax34 June 5, 2016

alligator flu

A flu that turns you green and makes your nose grow eventually turning you into an alligator.

"Did you hear that carl has the alligator flu? There's no hope for him!

At least I'll get a new pair of boots from him."

by Wonderbox32 May 11, 2016

shoe flu

shoe flu is a temporary psychological disease when you associate yourself with a particular type of shoe, and getting that pair defines you.

Avril Lavigne had a shoe flu for Converse shoes.

by theGodWithManyWords November 24, 2016

Flu Screw

When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.

Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.

by RRiveraLB January 2, 2017

Humber Flu

A gastrointestinal illness that comes on suddenly with strong symptoms. It quickly spreads to an outbreak of epidemic proportions, causing panic, hysteria, and a fleet of ambulance buses to come take people to hospital. May or may not be food poisoning.

As seen at Humber College on Jan. 19, 2017.

Megan: Hey, I haven't seen Ben in a couple days. What happened?

Warren: He must have the Humber Flu.

by Not sick... yet January 20, 2017

party flu

The sickness that onsets, usually on a Monday, after a weekend full of partying and doing drugs.

Calling in to work -

Partier: Boss, I got the party flu I'm not going to be in today
Boss: No problem man. I'm just getting over my party flu from last weekend. It was hardcore.

Partier: Thanks. See you tomorrow

by big booty ho's January 23, 2017