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Cooter

Another way to say wheb your legs hurt.
Suchi-“Ah my cooters hurt from that walk!”
by Anonandsuch May 15, 2019
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Carnivorous Cooter

The nastiest and worst looking vagina man has ever seen. It looks like it could devour you and could possibly chew through her underwear. Some things are not meant to be seen!!!
The carnivorous cooter on this bitch looked like the killer plant from Little Shop of Horrors, “ feed me, Seymour” scared the shit out of me!
by Bamambalynn May 20, 2025
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Little cooter

Cross your legs when your wearing a dress so you dont show ur little cooter.
by Mattshadey January 10, 2020
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Cooter Cabin

A vacation destination, not necessarily a cabin, where a group of straight, female friends go to get away from their husbands and perform sexual acts, mainly scissoring and the vaginal press n’ seal technique.
You girls wanna go practice our press n’ seal this weekend? I’ve booked the Cooter Cabin in Banff this year.

That’s a great idea, Becky! I’ll bring the roast beef sandwiches!
by ProfessorGibbon April 23, 2023
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cooter-press

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.
Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.
by Pokefan88 January 9, 2009
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cooter horn

An over sized clit.
Her cooter horn almost poked me in the eye last night
by burque March 2, 2014
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cooter wind

Wind that comes from the cooter. Can be noisy or noiseless. Oder may indicate a visit to the clinic is needed
AJ puffed out some massive cooter wind. Ramon said he almost fainted.
by Boom-Pow July 24, 2024
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