Cooter scooter

When you hit a females vagina

I just cooter scootered her

by Miccck January 24, 2021

Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

wandering cooter

when your man doesn’t fulfill your sexual needs

“he hasn’t fucked me in a month so now i have a wandering cooter.”

by aidshaver123 December 4, 2020

cooter bunnies

Any sexually transmitted disease on one's vagina

He did not have sex with her because she is known to have cooter bunnies.

by its_me_Jasper March 11, 2014

karma cooter

Karma Cooter: a female vag, that has a unwanted infection of any sort... after many nights of having one night stands.

Stacy is so gross, she has that karma cooter after cheating on Jeff.

by renaud22 January 30, 2017

Cooter Cuddle

When two girls are scissoring but fall asleep

“I was with Lindsay last night and we were scissoring, but then this bitch fell asleep. I was not tryin to cooter cuddle.”

by ScmellyZelly June 9, 2021

cooter boil

When her vagina is so stank, she has to boil it to kill the germs.

She has a foul order and after going to the doctor he recommended a cooter boil.

by Petty Memes April 4, 2019