A "Christopher Adrian Vargas" is an extremely homoerotic gay dude who tries to stick his fully erect penis in his freinds mouth while they are sleeping during a sleepover.
by Mr. Big Balls (taken) October 27, 2023
Get the Christopher Adrian Vargasmug. he's so sexy like dude he is so cool. He also will always be there for you. He also likes chicken nuggets.
by Willam M. Buttlicker October 14, 2019
Get the Christophermug. 
When you see a Christopher, you're heart could skip a beat. There is something about being in his presents that will make you want to meet. Christopher's have a smile that can make your heart skip a beat. If you dare look into his eye, it will knock you off your feet. Guys will be extremely jealous when he is around another girl they like, because a Christopher has a wicked sense of humor that will have you lagging all night. Guys fall in love with the personality of a Christopher. Christopher knows many people from all walks of life. He will share his live and time with the peoe who do him rite. Don't be mistaken by that gorgeous smile. If you angry him , he will do things out of spite. A Christopher know just the words to crush a single soul, he can give it but not take it. A Christopher wants to be loved and liked by all. A Christopher has deep secrets that you would never knew exist. If he share one with you. Know that you may be at risk. A chistopher w can find pleasure in mess with your brain. That's only if you are easily astray. He is honest with some truths, he will do things for shits and giggles when he is alone. Gaslights his boys who are confused and doesn't know. A Christopher only stays where he feels needed, will disappear if he is not appropriated. Those he loved will always hold a place some where in his huge heart. He never forget a face. Christopher have strong sexapeal, girl melt with the just one brush of his feel.
Girl1:_"Where did your date go?"
Girl2:_" I wish I knew, he was here one minute
laughing." The next he went "Christopher "on
One minute he there the next he is gone pops up out of nowhere. ( Then pulls a Christopher) he is gone
Girl2:_" I wish I knew, he was here one minute
laughing." The next he went "Christopher "on
One minute he there the next he is gone pops up out of nowhere. ( Then pulls a Christopher) he is gone
by M.T.Sresist April 4, 2023
Get the Christophermug. Christ-bearer, the one person who can bring your spirit up when you are down. He is tall and strong. You can talk to him and never get bored of it. They are funny, smart, and everything else you could ask for. If you find a Christopher keep them close and never let them go.
Person1: Hey have you seen Christopher
Person2: Ya how could I not he is in the gym doing 400 on bench-press
Person2: Ya how could I not he is in the gym doing 400 on bench-press
by The_1_true_MEATBALL December 26, 2020
Get the Christophermug. The nicest guy in the world. He slowly keeps into your heart and warms your soul with the gentlest of ease until you feel like you never want to let go. He catches you by surprise with kisses in elevators and nights with the soundest of sleep. When trying to leave the bed he can pull you back with just the simplest of glances... yes, he is a keeper. H3 @LSO H@S @ B!G D!CK
A Christopher is Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanderkaay and Steve Prefontaine all rolled up into one.... just YES!!
by No se 🤷🏽♂️ November 20, 2023
Get the Christophermug. When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes
Named after the legendary Christopher Forde
Named after the legendary Christopher Forde
by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024
Get the Dirty Christophermug.