christopher

The nicest guy in the world. He slowly keeps into your heart and warms your soul with the gentlest of ease until you feel like you never want to let go. He catches you by surprise with kisses in elevators and nights with the soundest of sleep. When trying to leave the bed he can pull you back with just the simplest of glances... yes, he is a keeper.

A Christopher is Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanderkaay and Steve Prefontaine all rolled up into one.... just YES!!

by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023

Christopher

Probably the nicest person you could ever meet, a bit stupid and can’t spell well at all, has a shit phone and always rocks around with a vape in his mouth. 50% of the time is high and steals people’s fags but is the nicest person in the world, has a banging personality but his dick can cause you to throw up everywhere... also doesn’t like kissing which is a bit disabled but anyways, he finds it hard to forgive slags that have fucked him over but really needs to forgive a girl the really likes him.

Christopher, I love you

by Ameliahhenrythebeast August 29, 2018

christopher and kilea

At first the Kilea doesn't know what to do about the lovfelt Christopher but eventually they figure things out and they have some hard struggles but eventually live happily ever after

The Christopher and Kilea learn how to love each other

by Blah Blah XD April 8, 2019

Christopher

He is a kind boy and cares about everything,he likes grils that have pretty eyes and his type is chubby grils like for example names like melany.

Chris:Christopher is a cool and likes to keep it chill

by Chrisjr August 28, 2020

Christopher Massey

Someone in the action figure community that claims they’ve been helpful to you in the past, when they’ve really just been super sketchy but were too high to notice

Man, Jim keeps acting entitled to my help, he’s really being Christopher Massey.

by Grover Thompson November 26, 2020

Christophe

Christophe is the guy everybody falls for. He's got a natural charm and is always going to be kind to everyone, no matter what. Just his smile is going to get a girl blushing. He's the best person on earth and deserves to be treated better.

-oh my god that guy over there is so fine.
- Yeah his name must be Christophe

by cigsaftersx June 21, 2022

Christopher

He is That Dude who Looks at the weird shit Torben does and Starts laughing

Person 1: Why is Torben at the pricipals Office?
Person 2: idk m8, i guess he just took a shit in the Bus
Christopher: Lmao

by Theboiwhonotgay October 29, 2020