choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Choke

Notre Dame Football

Notre Dame football has choked to games in a row.

by 5(83’wjigyshwng September 13, 2025

Chopstick choking

Love

Dude those two guys were chopstick choking.

by Wonky Face October 28, 2017

Minnesota choke

An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.

The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle

omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there

by stresspacito October 14, 2018

Choke

Cam Newton during every single game

"Cam Newton just fumbled the ball and just choked real badly and costed the team the entire game, again""

by Stalingrad69 August 13, 2019

Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.

Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.

by Puntmuffer October 4, 2017