Trump Broke 

When you have been trained to defend Trump no matter how much it makes you look like a moron while he completely fucks you.

Isn’t it ironic that people that like to call other people “sheeple” are so likely to be trump broke?

Trump Broke by Johnny Amazeballs September 28, 2020

california broke 

When you’re able to live a bougie lifestyle, where you can afford to buy an expensive car, the latest iPhone, go out to eat every day, but you live in a tiny studio or 1 bedroom apartment, where most of your income goes to rent

Hey man! I just paid my rent!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!

How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!

california broke by rmurill1 February 6, 2021

Coltz Broke 

The rock bottom of bankruptcy, an endless cycle of despair and depression.

Person 1: I can't play Tarkov bro, I've reached rock bottom!
Person 2: What do you mean? Just scav to get some money back.
Person 1: I-I-I can't bro. I'm Coltz Broke.
Person 2: Dear god...

Coltz Broke by chadrat April 18, 2021

Peace broke out 

1. People get bored of war so they call for a ceasefire, or sign a treaty.
2. People use peace signs as finger scissors .

1. Both sides in the war had heavy casualties, so they decided to sign a treaty and peace broke out.
2. Using the peace sign as a weapon and distraction, they used their fingers to snip away at our defence, and so peace broke out.

Peace broke out by snip snip goes the scissors May 29, 2021

throat broke 

Female with a scratchy raspy voice kinda manly. When she sings its off key and missing. She throat broke.

That girl can't sing for shit, she throat broke.

What is wrong with her voice?
She throat broke

throat broke by GummyBearJuice September 18, 2021

fuck broke get money 

Screw not having a job and no money work for what you want

Friend:Life is a vacation

Me : no it’s not your broke and can’t even buy drinks “fuck broke get money”

fuck broke get money by Jessie Ames September 20, 2021

daddy broke

daddy broke is such an amazing friend and does not deserve kody canavan bc she deserves better and is so fit and sexy

“WOAH HAVE YOU SEEN DADDY BROKE?”
“MAN SHE IS SO FIT!”
“I KNOW I WISH SHE LOVES ME LIKE SHE DOES THAT UGLY WEIRD KODY CARAVAN DUDE UGH!”

daddy broke by the fittest May 9, 2022