Devious Bastard

A potato loving eldritch deity, that prefers these starchy snacks above all else. They are also a TikTok personality of the same name.
Remember to lock your cabinets and shut your rears, there is a Devious Bastard afoot!
by Dumbbimbo January 04, 2021
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Film bastard

Someone who actively ruins the experience of watching a movie, usually by talking throughout it or outright spoiling everything.
"Hey, you know that guy is actually the villain."
"God, you are such a film bastard!"
by sinnamon64 May 28, 2022
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lady bastard

An indiscreet female with a gritty attitude. She gives no fucks and is happy to tell you to fuck off. Fuck you, Jenny.
That lady bastard! She stole my lunch and sent me an instagram of it to me.
by awarmfastbear April 28, 2019
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Knuckle-Bastards

Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.
I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.
by FormerSmurf April 07, 2015
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Horny Bastard

When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.
People talking in the inside of a room

Person: Eavesdropping

People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man

Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*

*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-

Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
by Ƨhinobi February 21, 2023
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uncle bastard

Uncle bastard (noun ) mean, evil,and heartless.
My uncle bastard stole the family inheritance after grandpa died died .
by Pink warrior March 07, 2018
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Fink bastard

He’s a fink bastard for lying to her about him sleeping with her friend after saying he hadn’t.
by Blazenfireball September 17, 2021
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