by SpoopyMoth7w7 October 03, 2020
The most holy, nutritious and beautiful food ever to exist. It’s aerodynamic shape makes it ideal to eat. When combined with cream cheese it becomes the most amazing thing in existence of all that has been made by our savior.
by MasterBagel May 03, 2021
by Jemima24 April 06, 2016
*when my brother (who has no job) leaves the party with as much food as he can fit in his hands*. I go to him and say, “Bro! Bagels.” or “Dude! Bagels much?”
by CowboyJak December 09, 2024
by Immeanttobedoingmyenglishwork February 05, 2021
A bagel is a type of creature that is composed of bread exclusively for the most part and you know like think of like a tire right like a rubber tire...A tire has a hole in the center and it's surrounded by rubber. That's kinda like what a bagel is, but with bread instead. And uh, bagels can be interesting.
You can get special bagels with their own concoctions, like cinammon bagels.
by reviewbrahfan March 26, 2018