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Tyra's Bagel

It means your kitty or pussy is ready to be slurped or it means the pussy is wet
"Is your your pussy a Tyra's Bagel right now?" My boyfriend with wavy dirty blonde locks with bright green orbs
by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020
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Bagel kiss

Why are you searching this up FREAKBOB

So when a guy whips out his huge cock and sticks it in a bagel the tip kisses the bagel
Penis into a bagel like a kiss mwah bagel kiss
by Puttbucker August 6, 2025
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Steamed Bagel

After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.

Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.

Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.

Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025
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Bagel Sect

A place of gambling, addiction and ridicule. You'll hate it and love it at the same time. Once there you'll get tainted but accept it.
"Dude, I just visited the Bagel Sect and..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
by Snoopish December 4, 2016
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Door bagel

A refreshing snack traditionally offered with malice intent upon exit.
Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."
by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018
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bagel tossing

the act of putting a bagel on a rectum and jumping on a schlong.

imspired by horseshoe tossing and the angel grapefruit teqnique.
damn jimmy I didn't know bagel tossing coupd be a professional soort.
by dabskii August 24, 2025
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