Opal and evan

True love most people won't ever get the type these 2 have. They have a strong but Rocky connection they can talk for hours at a time.

Girl: did you hear about opal and evan?
Other girl: omg ya I heard they are dating

Girl : ya they are!

by ...deeznuts April 1, 2022

Evans Opinion

When you have an opinion but its wrong. Also applies to some Mexicans, particularly ones named Enrique.

Evan: "Hitler wasn't even that bad of a guy"

Everyone: "Typical Evans opinion"

by Chimichanga819 October 26, 2018

pulling an Evan

named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.

Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.

Tim: well, what happened afterwards?

Tom: she gave me a blowjob.

Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.

by silentshadows June 11, 2009

evan laster

retard

person 1: yo look at that guy, such a retard
person 2: yea he's a complete evan laster

by steeee davenport February 14, 2018

Evan Bergstrom

The man who repeatedly attempts to engage in a relationship with Cassidy who "goes to another school."

Person 1: Did you hear Evan got a girlfriend
Person 2: I don't know, he's a real Evan Bergstrom, it's probably fake

by evanbergstrom December 18, 2019

tom evans

He’s not fat he’s just flumpy

You’ll end up looking like Tom Evans if you don’t stop eating cake

by Darkmemelordhoward January 23, 2019

Evan Fost

An idiot that when you ask to use his stuff, he’ll say no and expect you not to ask why. And his excuse is that he doesn’t want you using it. He is the type of person to do something just to annoy you and he knows that it annoys you so so he does it more

Evan Fost was standing there staring at me and got mad at me when I asked him to leave.

by I’m suicidal because of you December 13, 2019