Burrito after dark

Anal sex

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark

by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023

Morning After Shot

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.

I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.

by captainstagneti December 28, 2010

After gone

After completion of drinking a bitter or sour ale.

That beer had a bad after gone.

by Chuckswords May 31, 2018

sometime after

Strax

"When will you be able to climb?"
"Sometime after XX:XX"

by ZeWhip April 11, 2017

ever after high

The best tv show in the world

I love ever after high

by ⁷⁸yggtttyyyyyy March 19, 2025

0.0001 seconds after

A playful terminology used by internet memes to convey the idea of "as soon as." It emphasizes the immediacy of an action, often in a humorous or exaggerated manner.

I'll get started on that project 0.0001 seconds after you send me the details!

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

after birds

Word-by-word literal translation of Polish idiomatic phrase "po ptokach", used to express the finality of a typically-unlucky event, i.e. something that can no longer be changed.

Steve: "Did you hear that Bill is going to confess to Ann today?"
Mark: "Too bad, it's after birds."
Steve: "Why?"
Mark: "Ann met some dude on Tinder yesterday, and they're planning to get married next week."

by natural_name January 21, 2021