One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

Sorry to keep you waiting

Phrase used by the supreme leader, the one and only Mr D. Often used when the mentioned above arrives anywhere late.

Hello everyone! Sorry to keep you waiting.

by N1993RS February 17, 2025

Glorious king waitmathrandom

The best human being alive. A great friend and will always be there for you. Typically found on discord,waitmathrandom is a legendary being.

Example 1 :Wow! I love Glorious king waitmathrandom! I love how kind he is and hes a nice friend.

Example 2: Glorious king waitmathrandom is so kind cool and awesome! We all love him and he is an amazing person

Example 3:I wish i could meet Glorious king waitmathrandom on discord....

by mathglazer March 23, 2025

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

.....you Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Boy friend in waiting

Someone who isn’t your boyfriend but acts like one and is genuinely awesome and you really wish they were your boyfriend

Meet my Boy friend in waiting: 97% significant other, just waiting on the final update

by Cocoxoxox March 26, 2026

A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025