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Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.
One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.
by QuacksO August 24, 2023
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Mad whack for what

Phrase Brad said once that Jaden repeats multiple times a day without context.
Matt: Sorry I wasn't on ps4 last night guys, I was doing charity work for orphans in Africa"
Jaden: Mad whack for what
by moonwalkingincalabases January 30, 2021
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Whack

When something is absolutely 100% bullshit or untrue.
"Dark Souls difficulty is completely whack."

"He's not dating Britney Spears, that's whack."
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Whack-It Willy

Nickname for a guy who jerks off all day and all night...
Hahaha, Whack-It Willy!!
by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025
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Whack Winter

The act of masturbating and ejaculating on the genitalia until your genitalia becomes cold from the semen.
Man 1: Dude, get out of the bathroom!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!
by Xandrox Boot January 29, 2017
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Whack Pack

A group of non-pussywhipped guys who get together for circle jerks whenever the fuck they want cuz they ain't answerin' to no bitch!
I ain't got no girl I'm Whack Pack 4-Life!
by CarvUUp January 8, 2017
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