Toilet roll

A word to call a friend

Skitz see his man "Ay yo wagwan my toilet roll

by Steve_jobs1654iu6538 August 25, 2017

Prison toilet

The act of shanking someone, shitting in the shank hole, and then fucking said shitty hole

Last night when I was sleeping Ty gave me a prison toilet

by Davety October 28, 2015

pay toilet

a toilet with a coin controlled door release. what kind of 'sicko' is responsible for fleecing people for money to shit?

i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!

what if you need to shit, but don't have change for the pay toilet?

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

toilet massacre

when one ejects a metric fuckton on into a toilet without aiming (or with the toilet cover down), and leaves behind what looks like a war zone of poop on and around the seat.

What the fuck Megan, didn't you lift the seat up?! It's a goddamn toilet massacre in there!!

by joejoejoejoeyyyyy October 28, 2008

toilet twinkie

One of the many synonyms for feces.

Fearing that it was too large to flush, Hector left the toilet twinkie floating.

by Greedo June 27, 2004

toilet turd

When someone goes to the bathroom and *cough* leaves a turd in the toilet with out flushing causing the room to start to smell.

Person #1: Aw man whats that smell.
Person #2: Toilet turd, someone forgot to flush

by Spaz-tastic December 6, 2003

Toilet seat

A Sexual Act: to place a toilet seat over your lover's head (specifcally one you don't like), then you proceed to have rough sex with her mouth (she probably wont be enjoying it), then when your done, you slam that seat down on her ugly hoe face.

my bitch was complaining way to much so i decided to toilet seat that hoe.

by peter puffs the magic dragon June 24, 2008