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tommy

noun: a totally sexy kid who is so fine that all the girls want him and he is sweet at sports. Hes the kind of kid that your mom would want you to date.
verb: to "tommy" means to have the best sex ever with a girl
"That Ryan kid wishes he was more of a tommy"
"Dude, i totally tommyed that girl last night"
by MJ Ballor May 9, 2008
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Tommy Carvel

To "Tommy Carvel" is to defecate in a slow, ever decreasing, circular pattern, finishing off in pyramid shaped pile. This formation replicates the size and shape of the ice cream that sits on top of a "Softie" Carvel ice cream cone.
To "Tommy Carvel" is to defecate in a slow, ever decreasing, circular pattern, finishing off in pyramid shaped pile. This formation replicates the size and shape of the ice cream that sits on top of a "Softie" Carvel ice cream cone.
"That Son of a Gun really pissed me off...I'm going to Tommy Carvel on his desk"

"Hey Dude, I had a couple of two pound burritos last night and when I went to the bathroom this morning I Tommy Carveled all the way up to the rim of the bowl"
by White Diesel July 10, 2007
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Tommy Texter

A person who texts non-stop and is texting at literally every moment you look at them!
Cool Tommy Texter, put your fucking phone away Dean.
by dontrellelewis32 December 31, 2011
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Tommy Throttled

1.)Acting or behaving like you got fucked out of your mind. 2.) A harcore car collision. 3.) Someone getting the hell whipped out of them. 4.) Drinking 40 drinks in Vegas = Tommy Throttled.
Johnny and I got Tommy Throttled last night after guzzling down 12 beers and 18 RBVs.

Wow did you see that Semi Truck Tommy Throttle that Toyota Camry?

Bobby got his face Tommy Throttled by the bouncer of that club last night.
by Cliff Aka Joah January 10, 2009
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Tommy

by Weiner1230 April 28, 2019
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Tommy

A sexual position in which a girl gets down and whispers into the male's ear about how good he is at call of duty while she gives him a hand job in which ranch is used as the lube of choice. To fully complete the position a picture of the male's father must be present and pointing awkwardly at the couple.
-Damnit how is this bitch gonna be able to Tommy me later, we're out of ranch dressing.

-Dude where's that picture of my dad, this skank from the bowling alley is going to come over and give me a tommy later.
by spongfunk March 6, 2010
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Timey-Whimey Detector

A machine that is used by the Doctor, in the BBC series Doctor who. It goes ding when there's stuff.
*Alien monster fish beast flies overhead a blue box*
*Man comes out of blue box and chases after it screaming Allons y*

Timey-Whimey Detector: "DING"
by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 22, 2010
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