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by gaming time December 13, 2021

mug wamper

A mug wamper is a person who cannot make up his or her mind on which side of an argument or situation to support so they try to take both sides. They try to sit on the fence and consequently have their mug on one side of the fence and their wamper on the other.

I want the State to get the money generated from gambling but on the other hand I can't condone gambling which makes me a mug wamper since I cannot make up my mind which one to choose.

by Richard Herboldsheimer November 10, 2008

beer mug ears

A woman that has big ears that you can hold on to while getting a blow job.

I had that bitch by her beer mug ears while she sucked my cock.

by AJ19692002 December 28, 2007

Mug

Basically the same exact definition as gay. not the homosexual meaning

"Putting that pizza box under my windshield wipers would be so mug."

by Sasha Kay January 3, 2008

nean mugging

Mean mugging by individuals who resemble neanderthalls.

While sitting in our car, outside a very rural school, passing students were nean mugging us.

by oompaloompadoopitydoo January 13, 2009

mug night

When really good friends - preferably third years at their university (/college? <-- please this isn't for amateurs) - spend the night drinking from matching mugs. If it's done right, these friends are usually athletic and smokin hott.

Boy - Did you see those girls who had the mug night last Friday?

His friend - Hell yeah! I heard they're doing it again this weekend. We need to get in on that.

Girls from mug night - Ha. They wish, but unfortunately we're way outta their league.

by Sugamama February 4, 2013

mug

shorthand for muggle, a person who lacks any sort of magical ability and was not born into the magical world

Hah! That kid's a mug!

by Aechll February 23, 2014