Synonym for esprit de lescalier, the perfect witty reply a person thinks of after the opportunity to make it has passed.
by Krill Mernshen June 11, 2019
Get the post-zingermug. When every post you make has no purpose other than to remind everyone of how much you love sucking dick.
Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
by 101atu March 12, 2022
Get the Takei Postingmug. by LisseteQ106 May 7, 2021
Get the Post Malonemug. by BenBowen27 May 13, 2018
Get the Post Malonalisamug. flag pohst
verb
1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.
verb
1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.
Person 2: Would you be up for a lunch with our friend, its his birthday?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?
by Prince Harrier Jet September 28, 2017
Get the flag postmug. by Jpm26 September 7, 2016
Get the Light Postmug. When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023
Get the Schrodinger’s postmug.