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Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
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Pigeon

A girl or boy who does not have enough money to buy anything so they go up to other people and just take from them.
I hate when a pigeon can't afford their own drink so they ask to get a sip of line.
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Boss Pigeon

When one is a dominant force in any given situation
Eoghan made me a Sandwich, for I am a Boss Pigeon
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Pigeon

A new slang term for campers in video games. Their behaviour resembles that of a pigeon. Just sits on their perch and makes noises.
These kids are such pigeons with all their camping
by wolftone1916 May 31, 2021
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Pigeons

broski 1 "yo im sick!"
broski 2 " were you near some pigeons?"
broski 1 "OH SHIT!"
broski 2 "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DISEASE RIDDEN ANIMAL"
by maddie.the.pigeon June 12, 2019
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pigeon music

idea from farmersonly.com and their pigeon's "pigeon" meaning "country" music/poeple
country music - this shit sounds like a dying cat being raped by a pigeon.

country people- here pigy pigy pigy .
pigeon music the sound of country music sounding like a pigeon rapping a dead cat.
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Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.
Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"
by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021
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