I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

by TatisJunior August 17, 2022

Teeth

Something in your mouth that is rock hard and hopefully white, if any other colour have you considered seeing a dentist? Oh and they help you eat stuff

Have you cleaned your teeth lately?

by Sunny side up yummmmm June 21, 2021

Teeth drag

during a blow job, unusually large teeth drag across penis in an unpleasant fashion

Dude, that girl's teeth drag fucking sucks and hurts/was sharp.

by jdmt January 1, 2012

Bunny Teeth

The term people use nowadays for people with buck teeth and overbites. Because it became trendy to have bigger teeth, people instantly started switching up. The people who once bullied people for having overbites and buck teeth calling them every name under the sun, now think it’s pretty. This all started when an ignorant person made a video comparing celebrities teeth to bunny teeth, some made insecurity love videos calling it “bunny teeth” and while that’s a pretty term, it is incorrect. It’s called an overbite and people have been made fun of for it for years. You’ll now see lots of videos of popular kids trying to get in on the clout of the trend some people going so extreme to get their teeth done that way simply because they have the money. Some people claim they have “bunny teeth” showing it off to the camera when they clearly don’t. the only people who should be allowed to do the trend, are those who actually have an overbite or have been bullied for their buck teeth. It’s blown up a lot on TikTok, and for educational purposes, it’s called BUCK teeth because it resembles male deers protruding upper teeth NOT bunnies. Next time you see someone use the term “bunny teeth” educate them, and then tell them how much you appreciate their smile. Maybe then the weight of their words will make them understand your pain or you’ll make someone’s day.

Person a: wow I wish I had bunny teeth! They are so pretty and cute and adorable! Like a bunnie.

Person b: me too! I only have my boring straight teeth. Anne Hathaway has beautiful bunny teeth!

by Cinnamonbunbun May 30, 2025

It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.

“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2

by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024

potato teeth

When you’re high and munching on ‘tato chips, #and it all stuck on your teeth

What’s wrong man?

I just got potato teeth.

by 0516 April 29, 2020

Teeth Moss

You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)

Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.

by Poopymcpissson June 9, 2021