Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.
You: OMG. OMG. OMG.
Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.
You: *cries*
You: OMG. OMG. OMG.
Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.
You: *cries*
by babysparks August 6, 2011
Get the soft patchmug. The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.
by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016
Get the smoosh patchmug. When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.
I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.
My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids
My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids
by Dat1boii June 19, 2020
Get the Sour Patch Kidsmug. When you shove sour patch kids in her vagina and eat her out like a child eating and ice cream cone.
by httpscam August 16, 2021
Get the Sour-Patchmug. by patches o hullihan August 31, 2010
Get the patch the fencemug. A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.
Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.
Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.
Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.
by drink91 April 17, 2010
Get the orangutan patchmug. Stink patch is the skin area between the butthole and genital area. Usually where wiping does not get cleaned well and stinks.
by localhost80 June 14, 2022
Get the stink patchmug.