A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.
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Get the jacob shaw mug.Jacob Kietty is one of the weirdest but greatest guys you will ever meet. He plays old man sports and soccer.
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