A short guy with an even shorter cock. He is 3'9 and his penis is 5 millimeters. He's pretty gay and he likes dads a lot. He sucks a lot of dick, so try not to kiss him unless you want the lingering smell of dick in your mouth.
by EEEEEEEE123 September 28, 2021
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by bmxjsbbdhdbdj July 17, 2021
Get the diego mug.1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012
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Get the diego doser mug.Diego can be a W mans sometimes but at times he can act sus with you. He is very cute, my mans is taken and he plays fortnite. He likes have a black friend that thinks black lives matter but knows its cap. If you meet diego ask him about dora. GO DIEGO GO!
Yo diego how is dora doing?
by BBCFrankiscute November 23, 2021
Get the Diego mug.A nice guy that likes to go out and have a good time. He's here for a good time not a long time. He will spit in your mouth while choking you with your legs over his shoulder and slap you. He hates people that don't put their blinkers when switching lanes and picky eaters.
That Diego is dog.
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That's a Diego for sure
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